Uncle Sam

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A man goes into a pet shop and walks up to the counter.
"Yes, sir, can I help you?" asks the assistant.
"I'd like a wasp, please," said the man.
"You'd like a WHAT, sir?" asks the assistant, looking puzzled.
"I'd like a WASP, please," he repeats.
"I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell wasps in here."
"Well, there's one in the window..."

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